The Doctor is in distress! It's the 3 Year Anniversary of The Son of Madblood and something's missing:
NO Sexy Psychic! NO Saucy Skeleton! NO Naughty Nanny! Oh NO!
Minerva, Bones Malone, The Nanny and only time will tell which other beloved ranks of The Son of Madblood Gang won't be gracing the boards at Madblood Manorette this Saturday Night, October 23rd! Confusion has reared it's so-often-seen-on-our-show ugly head: it appears that some of our Gang thought we were celebrating our 3 Year Anniversary in style with a cast party at Ninja New York! Sure - it was discussed - but budgetary considerations were not deemed by the staff to be favorable for such an extravagance. Looks like someone didn't get the memo. Unfortunately a few of the Gang went and made reservations - and everyone knows you can't back out of a reservation when Ninjas are involved!
Besides - 'tis not the good Doctor's style or want to celebrate in exclusivity! No! We at The Son of Madblood bring the Celebration to YOU! And - to show our appreciation of you, our fans, and your continued support of our, however meager, attempts to entertain you - we have assembled - not only what may be our BEST SHOW YET - but a Son of Madblood's Famous Mad-Raffle bunch of prizes you'll be clawing to get your claws on! Return of The Living Dead exclusive photos! ROTLD pin-backs! Not only the searing soundtrack from ROTLD - but the soundtrack to ROTLD Part II, as well! Featuring Anthrax! With 2, count em', 2 - Robert Palmer hits!
Don't miss the hits! Anthrax raps!
Will our absent friends be missed? Of course they will. Greatly missed. Can we even begin to celebrate our 3 Years of toil and turmoil without them? You betcha! But - never fear - at least The Son of Madblood, himself, is here! So is Igor! Nurse Scratchit! And, sorry to say, Brain, too... And - par usual - all manner of Madblood's friends will be dropping by the Manorette - some you may know, others you've only heard tale of - whispered about in the hushed tones of slight embarrassment...
Who is this siwy wabbit?
Find this out and MORE on the next Episode of The Son of Madblood! This Saturday, October 23rd at 8pm on no channel!
If you DARE!